Dirty in the Ditchisms

We decided that Dirty in the Ditch needs its own dictionary.

1. Dirty in the Ditch-a great excuse to put your lawn furniture in the ditch to sit and drink while watching traffic.

2. Traditionalist-individuals that pass by and remember you from the previous years.

3. Untraditionalist-individuals that pass by with a look of confusion, have never seen or participated in the festivities.

4. Baffled-untraditionalist who think they are missing a Mardi Gras parade.

5. Tinging-throwing beer caps in the street to hear a faint sound of alumni being blow down the street.

6. Travisty-when a drunk driver rolls over your mailbox.

7. Mitchification-process of breaking lawn furniture under extreme weight.

8. Stilts-people who are so short that when they get out of a vehicle you think they fell out of the vehicle.

9. Fashionistas-traditionalist that are confident enough to wear a crazy hat to the festivities.

10. Carnies-fair workers that walk down the street. You should fear these people and warn others about them. A typical warning is to chant "The Carnies are coming!
The Carnies are coming!"

We could only come up with a few. I know there are some traditionalist out there who may have their own ditchisms, so let me know if you can think of any.